Movie: Die Another Day
Year: 2002
Budget: 142 million dollars
About: Smuggling Diamonds, a Plot that is so thick like molasses. Did i mention that Madonna has a cameo in the movie? Well now you know.
Review: Halle Berry wears a leather jumpsuit. Puns galore. Ending is lame. Theme song is horrible. (Madonna sings the theme song)
Other Info: It made $431,971,116 million dollars at the box office.
Movie: Catwoman
Year: 2004
Budget: 100 million dollars
About: Based on Catwoman from The DC universe, It screws up everything about Catwoman. Bad effects, bad acting, bad CGI, and the villains are a group of idiots running a makeup company. Also, 100 million dollars. I bet they spent that budget for the CGI and the costume with the whip.
Review: It’s bad. The soundtrack is very confusing, it was like whoever made the soundtrack was drunk, and decided to mishmash songs and placed them in random order. The ending was terrible, and i hope someone makes a good Catwoman movie in the future.
Other Info: It made $82, 102, 379 million dollars at the box office. Also, it received Razzie Awards.
Movie: Never Say Never Again
Year: 1983
Budget: 36 million dollars
About: An unofficial James Bond movie, James Bond fights SPECTRE, and Fargo. It’s so cheesy, that the plot can be summed up like this. “Explosions, Shooting, Making Out, Explosions, Death, Make out some more. End Credits”
Review: Cheesy. VERY CHEESY. That is all.
Movie: Escape from L.A.
Year: 1996
Budget: 50 million dollars
About: Sequel to Escape from New York, Snake Plissken is now in L.A. Looking for the president, and trying to stop a drug lord from taking over the world.
Review: Saw this movie a long time ago, it was not up to par like Escape from New York. Also the ending was cheesy. Snake Plissken breaking the 4th wall by telling the viewer “Welcome to the human race”
Other Info: It made $25,426,861 dollars at the box office.
As you may know, Supernatural has ships that are not actually canon, but only found on the internet. I only ship:
Destiel (Dean and Castiel)
And in the words of Dean Winchester:
Oh Dean, you are too awesome. Go on a date with Castiel and order pie for him and you to share together.
Castiel is an angel of the lord, who gripped Dean out of Hell. He wears a trenchcoat, and likes to eat burgers and say funny lines. He is adorable, and very awesome. He can also revive people back to life, and kick-ass. Now that’s what i call pure awesomeness!
If you are new to watching Supernatural, well this post is for you!
Supernatural is about two brothers (Sam and Dean Winchester) Who are hunters. They save people, hunt things. And try to keep the family business a secret. You can watch Supernatural on Netflix as they have all of them except Season 12 which is still airing.
Movie: Sharknado
Year: 2013
Budget: $250,000
About: A hurricane hits LA, causing sharks to appear.
Review: I was at my friend’s house and i saw this movie. It was cheesy, but not a bad movie.
Other Info: The Australian guy in the movie, i noticed that he looked a bit like John Winchester from Supernatural.
Movie: Manos: The Hands of Fate
Year: 1966
Budget: $19,000
About: A hapless family on a car trip in rural Texas take refuge at an inn that harbors a deadly cult.
Review: I actually saw this movie on MST3k. It was bad, really bad. Many movies are worse, but this one takes the cake. If you are willing to sit through this movie, it will get boring at some point, so grab some popcorn, chips, or whatever you have in the pantry and enjoy this snooze fest.
Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Year: 1990
Budget: Unknown
About: A rock and roll detective named Ford Fairlane (Yes, it’s silly) solves a case about a murdered Rock Star. And blah blah blah.
Review: The most cheesiest movie ever watched. You can give this a watch. But just remember this: Ford Fairlane is the most insane rock and roll detective i have ever seen.
Other Info: This movie got razzies, for Worst Actor, Worst Picture, and Worst Screen Play. It was also nominated for Worst Director, and Twice for Worst Supporting Actor. Box Office: $21, 413, 250. (Domestic)
