Bad Movie Watch: Day 13

Movie: Moonraker

Year: 1979

Budget: 34 million dollars

About: James Bond goes into space to stop Drax, pretty much it. (And puns, can’t forget those)

Review: I didn’t like it very much. And Jaws got a girlfriend?! What!?  No, just no. If you like James Bond, i recommend this movie, just make sure you don’t get confused during the part where James Bond goes into space. SPAAAACE

TV Talk: Day 5

TV Show: Elementary

Aired: 2012 – ????

Other Info: Watson is a Girl, and Mycroft has a mustache.

About: It’s about Sherlock Holmes (Jonny Lee Miller) And Joan Watson (Lucy Liu) Working together in New York. (The TV Executives (Or whoever) of this show wanted to make a US version of BBC Sherlock, but the BBC was like “Nope” And so they made this instead.)

Would i recommend: That’s entirely up to you, but i would strongly recommend BBC Sherlock. This show is probably best for new people or people who don’t know what Sherlock Holmes is about.

Bad Movie Watch: Day 12

Movie: For your eyes only

Year: 1981

Budget: 28 million dollars

About: Explosions, Death, Making-out, puns, etc. Your typical bond movie.

Review: It was bad, and the song by Sheena Easton is just..bad. Why is it called For your eyes only? It should be called: I Love Being Awesome and You don’t know it. Give this a watch if you really like James Bond movies. Just..don’t be alarmed when you hear alot of puns.

 

Bad Movie Watch: Day 11

Movie: Quantum Of Solace

Year: 2008

Budget: 200 million dollars

About: James Bond seeks revenge after his lover dies (Vesper Lynd) And he soon meets Dominic Greene. And a Bond Girl, and well you get the idea.

Review: Overall, this movie was bad. BAAAD. The theme song was whiny!

Bad Movie Watch: Day 10

Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Year: 1969

Budget: 7 million dollars

About: James Bond is back, and he faces his most dangerous enemy, Blofeld. But this time in the mountains of the swiss alps.

Review: It’s the worst Bond movie i have ever seen. The ending was bad! So bad that i was puzzled. If you like James Bond, give this a watch. But just make sure you are prepared for the ending.

 

Bad Movie Watch: Day 9

Movie: Batman Forever

Year: 1995

Budget: 100 million dollars

About: Batman and Robin team up to stop Two-Face and The Riddler from taking over Gotham.

Review: It’s bad, not as bad as Batman and Robin though. At least they tried their best. The Ridder’s plan however was stupid. A Brainwashing machine to make you powerful? No, just no. If you want to watch this movie, be my guest. Just..try not to laugh too hard.

 

TV Talk: Day 4

TV Show: Dexter

Aired: 2006 – 2013

Other Info: It’s like CSI, but way different.

About: Dexter Morgan is a blood splatter analyst for the Miami Metro Police Department. And he is also a serial killer. But he only hunts down other serial killers who have done bad things. He has a sister named Debra.

Would i recommend: It’s up to you, if you like Blood, Gore or anything along the lines of that be my guest.

Bad Movie Watch: Day 8

Movie: I Drink Your Blood

Year: 1970

Budget: None

About: A townside with people in it, and a boy gets blood from a dog, which happens to have rabies. He fills them up into the pies, and a tribe of crazy people go insane, causing havoc. And the trailer doesn’t help either. The narrator is like hyped on drugs or something.

Review: Crappy, low budget, drugged pies, and stupidity. If you really want to watch this, be my guest. Just make sure to have some whiskey or other drinks with you just in case.

 

TV Talk: Day 3

TV Show: BBC Sherlock

Aired: 2010 – ????

Other Info: Written by Steven Moffat (You know, Doctor Who)

About: Sherlock Holmes and John Watson (Played awesomely well by Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman) solve crimes together like a buddy cop movie. (Except played in Modern Times)

Would i recommend: Yes, I got my mom into watching BBC Sherlock, and i think it worked. Give this a watch.

TV Talk: Day 2

Tv Show: Supernatural

Aired: 2005 – 2020

Other Info: There are ships that are not actually canon in the tv show. Such as: Destiel, Wincest, etc.

About: Sam and Dean Winchester, Brothers, Hunters. They fight off the Supernatural, and are helped by an angel of the lord named Castiel. Action packed, and really funny.

Extra Info: The show lasted 15 seasons and ended in 2020. It had two spinoffs, and now it has an upcoming reboot er.. spinoff?

Would i recommend: Yes. It’s so awesome!